cdrepresume: alexdayhasmywhale: The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie!
dad: if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
friends of parents: you're going to break a lot of hearts
friends: you're pretty, now shut up.
boys: why is that potato looking at me
scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa
cokeflow: *regrets something I said 4 years ago*
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: THROWS BOOK ACROSS ROOM
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the fuck did nobody punch me in the face
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
starkstower: ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG very nice thanks